What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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So they tried

Everyone loved it.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

Still no good.

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

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